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This ain’t no beer belly, its a fuel tank for a sex machine.

That’s right! And the tank is full baby!

An old school favorite saying brought to you by DeezTeez.

This quality t-shirt is yellow/gold with brown print. A great looking tee. Enjoy!

Price: $13.99
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No offense or anything, Tom, it’s just that you’ve been kind of annoying lately.

No, it’s not any one thing… it’s just a bunch of little things. No, I don’t know why you’re not in Justin’s Top 8 anymore! Listen – seriously, I gotta go!

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Price: $17.99
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Everything you need to be bona fide white trash…including a trailer with a dog out front!
100% cotton, light blue shirt
Slim fit

The quality of the print is great, and its done on American, so it will shrink in the wash, I suggest a size larger then your normal choice. The shirt is very long however, so keep that in mind for size.

On the back there is also a trailer, its ratty looking with a cows head over the door and everything, completely white trash, although I’m not sure about the light blue…

Price: $25
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This shirt is awesome looking, just don’t wear it to the bank, especially with that near-sighted teller working there now.

Price: $26
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The shirt features an old rotary style phone crushing a cellphone. It’s the revenge of the landline, a pre-historic time when your grandparents and maybe parents roamed the earth.

Price: $15
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You can’t buy this kind of advertising…

Here is what T-Shirt Hell had to say:
“The response was overwhelming. So much so, that each of the hate mail responses in this edition of the newsletter concern the shirt in question. Subsequently, sales of the shirt have gone from five per week to over 100 per week. Thank you, Essence, for fucking up the good fight! And if I could, I’d like to make a suggestion as to your next cause. Please call for the boycott of me getting my dick sucked by hot women.”

So you think you’re fighting them by spreading awareness, but really all you are doing is boosting their profit 20x what it normally was. Genius…

Go check out T-Shirt Hell

Now exporting guns, bombs, helicopters, and covert training… it may not be marked, but we know where it comes from.

Two-color print on unisex Jerzees 50/50 cotton-poly blend for enhanced durability.

Price: $20
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Fight the power? We’re here for your own protection—didn’t you notice? The government controls the media, and this shirt looks sweet.

This shirt is one of the best screen printed shirts I’ve seen. The physical shirt is also awesome quality, with little shrinkage after a wash and dry.

Price: $20
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MoonGirl aka Handsome Tiger, has some new designs out.

She sent us “Old Luke”.

and “Nird”.

Be sure to check out her girl’s line, which is Moongirl, and her guy’s line, which is Handsome Tiger.

Price: $30 ea
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Yet another fresh company has caught my eye. Iron-On Resistance. They have some really nice political shirts that make your statements heard without being offensive. Their slogan is “Lovely Independent Art Products”.

They sent two shirts, both kick ass. The quality of the screen is superb, right where I expected it to be from the pictures on the site. The shirts are printed on Jerzees, which many of you know, are my favorite. They hold their size great, wash after wash, don’t rip or fade. The screen print has a slight texture which is nice and gives some depth to the art.

Check out their store as I review their shirts in the next two updates.

They sell other products however besides t-shirts, and they look great also. These items include Wallets, Purses, Ties, Messenger Bags, Tote Bags, Posters, Stickers, and Pins. All of the art is AMAZING. I don’t know if I’ve seen this kind of artwork on clothing in a long time, and I love it. It’s not vector, the art has curves, dimensions, and no silly sayings.

They sent this wallet, and its really cool. It’s made of a cloth-like material that is much stronger, almost like a canvas. I think this wallet is perfect for when you just want to bring your ID and some money to say, the beach, and not have something heavy on you.

Check out this amazing company, Iron-On Resistance.

Here is a goofy little shirt from Threadless. It has the visiable light spectrum on it, nicely drawn, nothing offensive on it, a good clean shirt.

Price: $15 Guys, $17 Girls
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Dark, Deep, Dying River Flowing of Darkness lol.

This is a new shirt from threadless, very well done.

Price: $15 Guys $17 Girls
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